I know someone who can...

I know someone who can
throw peanuts and miss them in your mouth.
I know someone who can
roll their tongue so it looks like a taco.
I know someone who can
bend back and do the bridge.
I know someone who can
do a handstand on their hands.
I know someone who can
do a cartwheel and land on their feet.
I know someone who can
sleep in on school days and wake up when the bell rings.
I know someone who can
swim backwards and hit the wall.
I know someone who can
swim freestyle as fast as her friend Lavinia.
I know someone who can
eat a chocolate mixture without using a spoon.
I know someone who can
swim the whole pool at Swim- a- Rama.
I know someone who can
type really fast like they already know where the keys are.
I know someone who can
jog on the spot for 10 minutes and only stop once.
And that someone is
Me!